small things

Friday, 20 March 2020 16:07
vixy: (unlock it)
 Yesterday after work, Torrey & I went for a walk to the nearby cemetary (it's really pretty and also a good shortcut to a main thoroughfare) to feed the crows who hang out there. I met Stripes, who has a couple of white feathers on one wing. We sat in the grass & enjoyed the sun and warmth and I almost forgot it was spring. The crows are starting to pair off and do the mutual preening thing, and we actually saw one fly by with a twig in its mouth, off to build its nest.

I miss my office crows.

Later that night I started feeling anxiety and uselessness and so I said 'fuck that' and got up and baked tollhouse cookies.  Yeah I'm diabetic now, but over the past year I've learned how to monitor and moderate and the approximate limits of what I can & can't eat. I can have sweets, in moderation.  Anyway it made me feel better.

Figured out how to do remote check deposit for my work, so (in theory) I won't need to go to the bank anymore to make the deposits. (I was already doing that for my personal banking, but it's not the same bank.) Some of our clients are already shifting over to electronic payment systems, which I heartily approve of. (My company has a separate bank account we use for that, so that we aren't giving our main bank account numbers out to anyone.)

Today I went in to my office to check mail and grab some remaining supplies. Mailbox contained no mail, but contained a note regarding the forwarding order, so I definitely won't need to go check the mail there again until post-crisis.

And then I remembered, hey, didn't we used to have some N95 masks? And WE DID and I FOUND THEM and I was SO HAPPY because we can donate them to the local hospitals!!!  Fishy has done two trips so far to pick up masks from people who sign up to donate and drop them off for hospitals. A local UW employee organized it through twitter and google docs and I was so happy that I found these that I cried. Fishy told me a little bit about some of the folks who've been donating on his run, and it's so moving. Most people, it turns out, do not become dicks in a crisis.

Pity the ones who *are* dicks in a crisis are so often the ones in power. :/  We need to remind them that we outnumber them.


Escrowlation

Wednesday, 14 August 2019 10:41
vixy: (Jane)
 Well. 

Creepy Yelling Guy, aka Ed, did a new thing today. I've seen him once or twice over the last couple of weeks, and he just walked by and glared without yelling.

This morning, I put out the food and water dishes as usual when I got in. About an hour later, I noticed they were gone, just a big splash of water on the ground. I went out and looked around, thinking maybe someone had walked by and kicked them or something. Not a sign on the sidewalk anywhere. Then on a hunch I looked in the dumpster, which is normally in the garage but gets moved out front for pickup. Sure enough, there were my dog dishes, at the bottom of the mostly empty dumpster. (I'm not dumpster-diving for them.)

I went next door to ask the neighboring business if they'd seen him that morning, and yep, they had seen him walk by around then.  *sigh*

So I called the Property Manager again, and explained what happened. She, again, is TOTALLY on my side here. Not least because she recalls when this building had a big pigeon problem, and the pigeons clogged the building drains, and they attracted hawks that preyed on them, which were apparently also a problem. (I didn't ask more about the hawks. Maybe they left pigeon guts around?) Did you know there are services you can pay to have pigeons *relocated*? I didn't!  She did that rather than have them killed.

Anyway, she considers crows a beneficial animal, because they keep all that away.  As long as I don't feed them something like peanuts in the shell (because the shells clog the drains), and bring the dishes in at night so we don't get rats/raccoons/coyotes and we don't get drunken passersby throwing the dishes at someone's window, she's actually glad to have the crows around. 

She is also very firmly not okay with a resident targeting people, as she put it. And apparently Passive Aggressive Ed has also gotten in some of the residents' faces about smoking pot in their apartments/on their balconies, which is legal here (and I assume not against building rules or she'd have said so.)  So it's not only me that he's been inappropriate with.

I mentioned that it didn't really cost me much money, dog dishes aren't that expensive (although I get ones that are weighted at the bottom so the crows can't drag them around as easily), but pointed out that it *is* still taking someone else's belongings and throwing them in the trash, which is kinda rude. She said yeah, it is.

She said she is going to leave her business card on his door and ask him to call her, and she is going to talk to him in person. I'm not exactly sure what she has in mind; she said some things about education and redirection and positive activity and asking him to do jobs around the building or something, which I can't imagine will sweeten his disposition any, but hey, it's her job to deal with it. I'm just glad she's supportive of me and taking the issue seriously. And kinda glad to know he's a problem to some of the other residents, too. Reassures me that I'm not overreacting.
 
Meanwhile, I have other dog dishes at home that I'm not using since we installed our super-nifty crow feeder, so I'll bring those tomorrow, but for the rest of today I just put out two regular bowls. The crows didn't seem to mind the change. Every time I see movement outside the window I'm glancing up involuntarily. I wonder if he'll keep throwing dishes in the dumpster and I'll keep putting out more.

Still keeping the door locked.

Edit: oh, I forgot the part where she brought up medication again. "Maybe he's undermedicated or overmedicated or something." She also brought up the time of the month and the full moon. I said as genly as I could: "He doesn't seem to do this on any particular schedule. Maybe it's not about medication. Maybe that's just his personality." She said yeah, maybe it was.

Edit Edit:  Oh great. Office-next-door neighbor just told me she ASKED Passive-Aggressive Ed whether he did it, and he was like "whaaaaat?  [no-idea face]"  Yeah bullshit. When she first suggested this morning that she might say something to him, I said "no, please don't do that". Because what possible good could it do, coming from another tenant, and obviously nobody who would do something like that is going to *admit* it. Like seriously?? What did she think he would say???
vixy: (Default)
Hi there!

I haven't been posting in a long time. I aim to start again. Mostly I've been findable on Twitter these days, but I really miss being able to express some complex thoughts and/or meaningless babbling in a longer form, and more importantly, to be able to FIND THEM again. For me, hanging around on Twitter is a lot like hanging around on a MOO (which I also still do); I see whatever's there when I'm logged in and looking at it, but that's mostly all I've got time for. I still like Twitter a lot. I've just not been making use of other tools as well.

(I deleted my Facebook account entirely, as many of you know. I'll probably make a separate post about that later.)

While I'm getting my thoughts together for future posts, here, have a link to our CrowCam. It's our backyard bird feeder that's weighted to accept crows & anything lighter (like squirrels and steller's jays) but to swing shut when seagulls land. NO FOOD FOR YOU. It's an ingenious thing devised by Tony after I asked for a CrowCam for Christmas.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqPZGFtBau8rm7wnScxdA3g/live
vixy: (songwriting)
Sooner or later it was inevitable that I'd write a song about my neighborhood crows, who I've been feeding on my walk to/from work and on my back deck for a few years now. :) Now that we've performed this once in public (at Westercon in San Diego last weekend) it's time to post!

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Dayton Street Crows
by Vixy & Tony

Walk to the west when the autumn wind blows
Past the park where the oak tree grows
Up on the wire they're all in rows
You're in the territory of the Dayton Street Crows

Make your offering, keep your pace
They don't know names, but they know your face
They teach their children friends from foes
So give their due to the Dayton Street Crows

Rushing wings brush by your ear
Hush, my friend, now, dry your tears
Listen for the call, we're always here
Two by two for joy

Believe the best or beware the worst
Do you think you're blessed or fear you're cursed?
They'll do you no harm unless you do it first
But they might play a trick or two

One's for peanuts, two's for fries
Three's for roadkill, four's for the eyes
Five's for the kibble that the fox girl throws
Dainty is the palate of the Dayton Street Crows

Rushing wings brush by your ear
Hush, my friend, now, dry your tears
Listen for the call, we're always here
Two by two for joy

Call it a murder but it's more like a fair
Feathery clowns playing tag in the air
Winner or loser, nobody knows
The chase is what matters to the Dayton Street Crows

Rushing wings brush by your ear
Hush, my friend, now, dry your tears
Listen for the call, we're always here
Two by two by two by two for joy

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There's no recording yet, but it's in the set list for SoulFood Books tomorrow. Come on by and hear us, and also hear the fabulousness that is the PDX Broadsides, coming up from Oregon to entertain you!

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Edit:  Video of the concert is up!

Having a bit of trouble with Dreamwidth's embedding, so here are links:

"Dayton Street Crows" live at SoulFood

Vixy & Tony entire set at SoulFood

PDX Broadsides at SoulFood

Enjoy!


vixy: (magpie foursquare)
 Time has been seeming to go by way to fast lately. Most recently this was partly due to migraines and cramps. I lost a good chunk of Consonance (and the weekend prior) to a migraine, and a whole evening this week to cramps. I now hate cramps for the same reason I hate migraines (besides the pain, I mean): they are thieves of time. Not only because I become useless but I seem to have a pain response that amounts to "fall asleep on couch for hours."  I HATE wasted time. Hate hate hate. I mean, time that I didn't *choose* to waste. I have no problem sitting around wasting time watching mindless TV or playing iPad games if that's what I want to do. But I absolutely hate having time TAKEN from me. (Or accidentally wasting it, like forgetting something important that I have to drive all the way back home for. I kick myself hardest for those.)

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Speaking of Consonance, it was lovely! We hadn't been in a couple years, I think because ECCC kept being on top of it. The time not stolen by migraines was well spent hanging out with friends and enjoying concerts and filk circles and backing Scott Snyder in his awesome concert for his awesome new album, Rock and Roll to Hit.  Scott is a delight to work with and a dear sweet person and he actually remembered that time at a house filk a hundred years ago where he trolled me with "Faegrass". :D

And yet I did not get ENOUGH time to spend with people! It was like I blinked and it was over. I did run off to a Disney pin trading event on Saturday afternoon (the Nor Cal group was having a gathering on the same weekend like TWELVE MILES AWAY from the hotel, how could I resist?) but I was only gone for a few hours! It was actually pretty fun indulging two of my favorite hobbies in one trip. Efficiency!

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Spring has come to Seattle, which means highs of 60F or so and lows of 35F or so. Spring and Fall are the Times of Layers.  Spring is also the time when the crows go a little nutsier than usual.

I'm walking to and from the office these days, which means feeding them more. Sometimes they absolutely mob me, which is delightful and hilarious. They crowd around, fly in circles around my head, zoom very low over me (there is nothing quite like the whoosh of wings about one's ears).  One tried to land ON my head but either it got no purchase or was startled when I was startled, because I just felt its little claws go BONK. Other days they are so busy chasing each other (did I mention it's spring) that they actually FORGET THE FOOD.

When they're crowding around, there will always be one or two who fly up and land on the ground fairly close to me, hoping to get to the food before anyone else does. They'll usually land alongside me, which delights me, and I will carefully toss some food near them so as not to scare them (arm-throwing motion right AT them makes them fly away; they have a pretty good basic grasp of physics.) Occasionally one will do this but land in *front* of me, while I'm *still walking*, which means now I'm *walking toward them*, and you can SEE them go "I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION."

By the way, in case you did not happen to see my status on Facebook or Twitter: I am very happy that my friends see crow things and it makes them think of me. I take it in the friendly and affectionate way in which it is meant. That said, please be assured that I HAVE SEEN THE CROW STORY. Yes, the one with the little girl whose crows have been giving her gifts since she was eight. Yes, I've read the article. Really. I really have. I've also seen the BBC follow-up where other readers sent in their crow stories in response to that article. (To be fair, only one person sent me that one.)  

Amusingly, when the first person sent me that link and said "hey vixy, do your crows do this?" I was like "...no they don't and now I am a little pouty about it :(" and then a couple weeks later the crows left me a dandelion by their food dish at my office.  Then earlier this week one of them dropped a scrap of pink tulle down to me from the wire where it was perched. I think the corvid takeover is coming, you guys. They're clearly reading Facebook now.

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Speaking of food, I went for it and started eating meat again back in January. (I forget exactly when I started, but I remember eating some meat during Conflikt, so it was sometime around then.) I decided to take Brooke's advice, in that if I was going to be risking unpleasant results anyway, I might as well make it worthwhile and eat something DELICIOUS. So I started with Torrey's amazing meatloaf. (Which you guys is OMG SO GOOD.)  I moved on cautiously to other delicious things. It has been going much better than I expected!

Without going into gross detail, I'm thinking back and wondering if those problems I had before were just IBS all along. IBS is a vague bunch of symptoms that sometimes get exacerbated by things, and I got diagnosed with it long after I'd become a vegetarian. There was this time around ten years ago where I was having REALLY BAD gut pain (but not meat-related) and the doctors were like "OH SHIT RULE OUT ECTOPIC PREGNANCY QUICK" (because that can kill you, and fast) and then ruled out other things too. I had three pregnancy tests (boy was I not pregnant, I was the most not-pregnant I have ever been), two CT scans, and an ultrasound, and they found nothing at all wrong with me, and concluded "I dunno, eat more fiber or something." (I paraphrase but that was actually as much concrete info as I got.)

Anyway, it turns out that pre-emptive taking of things that help IBS also help when I eat meat. I haven't had any significant problems AT ALL. I really did think there was going to be this horrible period of adjustment. So far the worst that has really happened was that the General Tso's Chicken tasted gross to me (it could've been just a bad piece or maybe I don't like dark meat or who even knows).

The hardest part has actually been mental/psychological. Fifteen years of being a vegetarian means I have developed mental habits that can be summarized as OH GOD NO DON'T EAT THAT. I am still having to consciously remind myself sometimes that this really is an okay thing to put into my mouth if I want it.

This makes for an interesting cognitive dissonance with the things it turns out I kinda missed. YOU GUYS I LOVE HAM SO MUCH. I always did. I keep almost saying I missed it, but that's not quite right-- I wasn't thinking about it all those years. It's just now I remember how great it was.  Bacon is great but HAMMMMM. A few weeks ago, I ordered what used to be my very very favorite pizza ever since I was a kid: Canadian bacon and black olive. OH IT WAS SO GOOD. Also Fishy and Torrey had an idea to make Alton Brown's eggs Benedict recipe (with homemade English muffins OMG) and while I have confirmed that I still don't like Hollandaise, the rest was DELICIOUS. Also sausage is still delicious with maple syrup, I checked.

As was my intention, it did make some things a lot easier. I took Fishy to a doctor appt and got food while I waited; the small cafeteria at Group Health didn't have a lot, but they did have pizza by the slice. What's that, you only have pepperoni or Hawaiian? I'LL TAKE ONE OF EACH. Then again, some things are a lot harder; we went to the Italian place that has replaced Macaroni Grill, and there were SO MANY TASTY THINGS HOW DO YOU ALL DECIDE. And of course, the housemates no longer feel the need to save pizza for me. When there was only one kind I could eat out of the kinds we ordered, they'd be careful to save that for me. Now it's EVERY CARNIVORE FOR THEMSELVES, BABY. ;)

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Next on calendar: ECCC! I think!
vixy: (officemouse)
And now, a couple of tales from the life of an officemouse...

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Last week, a woman knocked at my office door. (I keep it locked because I'm alone most of the time and we don't do walk-in business; not so much out of fear as that then I can just wave solicitors away without having to talk to them.)

She said, "I see you've been feeding the crows out here..."

Me [bracing self to field another complaint about bird poop on the sidewalk]: "Yes..." 

Her: "You feed them dog food and hard boiled eggs."

Me:  "Yes..."

Her: "You shouldn't do that. It's bad for them."

Me [o.O]: "Er... no it's not."

Her: "Yes it is!  Something something Audubon Society [I didn't quite get all this] and you should really be feeding them bird food."

Me [patiently]: "Well, no, bird food is generally formulated for seed-eaters. Crows are scavengers; they're omnivores. They eat everything. Meat, fish, berries, bugs..."

Her:  "But they're not eating what they're supposed to because they're eating your food instead!"

Me: "Oh no, I'm not their only source of food. Birds eat really often. I'm not even here all day, or every day. I see them out here eating roadkill when it's there, and..."

Her:  "(something about the Audubon Society again) and you're LITERALLY KILLING THEM!  LOOK at how SCRUFFY they are!"

Me:  "They're molting. That's how they look when they molt."

Her: "They're supposed to be eating the grubs out here in the ground! They're not doing their JOBS!"

(In hindsight, this is the point at which I should perhaps have just started smiling and nodding.)

Me:  "Er... no, I'm really not their only food source, I promise you."

Her:  "You can TELL they're not eating the grubs because they're ALL OVER THE CARS!"

(There's been some speculation in my household as to what this meant. I thought she meant that the grubs were all over the cars, and I was trying to figure out how the grubs had climbed up onto the cars (and why); or if grubs fall out of the trees (I don't know anything about grubs) then how that would tell her anything, because they'd be falling on the cars anyway, whether the crows were eating them off the ground or not. Some of my household think maybe she meant the crows were all over the cars. Although none of us can figure out what that would have to do with the grubs, either.)

Me [at a loss]: "I can only say I'm certain I'm not their only food source. They eat lots of things, they're omnivores."

Her:  "Well there are different SPECIES of crows and you're killing SOME OF THEM."

Me: "...I appreciate your concern, but I promise you it's fine. I can double check and read the ingredients of the dog food I'm using..."

Her [walking away with one of those bitter laughs like she's giving up talking to someone completely unreasonable]: "Read the AUDUBON SOCIETY!!!"

(I'm not entirely sure I got it all verbatim or in the right order because she kept skipping from one issue to another and I was having a hard time keeping up.)

Well. It shook me up a little. Partly because strangers unexpectedly getting on your case about something can be a bit unnerving. Partly because it's also a bit unnerving when someone says YOU ARE KILLING THIS THING THAT YOU CARE ABOUT.  And partly because I don't think fast enough on my feet, and didn't have the presence of mind to point out to her that my sources on what I feed the crows include John Marzluff, the UW researcher who did the facial recognition studies in crows, Michael J. Westerfield, another crow researcher, and Seanan's uncle who did corvid rescue and rehab. (Some of you will remember the "MICROWAVE!" story.) The fact that I didn't tell the woman these things pokes at my "someone is WRONG on the INTERNET" button.

I went inside and continued my IM conversation with Seanan, telling her what happened. Seanan soothed my metaphorical feathers and reminded me that yes, I really am feeding them the right things. ("What did your uncle feed his ravens?" "Chicken, liver, sometimes hearts, egg yolks, and DOG FOOD.")

(And just to be thorough, we both searched the Audubon Society website, and neither of us could find anything to contradict this. Their food & feeding pages are devoted entirely to feeding seed-eaters; no mention of corvids there at all. I guess they don't think anyone would actually want corvids around. Their few corvid identification pages-- I checked all the species they had that are said to be in the Pacific Northwest-- mostly don't mention what crows eat at all, but the few that do include meat, fish, fruit, insects, and GARBAGE. Really, I think once garbage is on the diet list, dog food and eggs aren't going to be any trouble.)

It's not likely that lady will be back for me to tell her just how WRONG she is. She was around for an hour or two more after she talked to me. I think she was helping the neighboring office with some kind of gardening thing (I saw her moving a bag of potting soil at one point) but she's not the building's regular gardener, who is a very sweet lady that I talk to often. Every time I saw the woman again after that, she was walking along with a different one of my office neighbors and talking earnestly and frownily to them. I don't know if she was still complaining about the crows (I'll be amused if she was; I'm certain my neighbors don't give a shit what I feed them) or if she just had lots of other things to complain about that day. But people so rarely come back and give you the chance to say the things you wish you had thought to say in the moment.

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Last week, a man knocked at my office door. Sometimes I wait before answering, to give people a chance to decide that a locked door means we're closed and wander away. (They do this blessedly often.)  He didn't go away and he didn't look like he was selling anything, so I opened the door. 

Me: "Can I help you?"

Him:  "Yes, I want to pay my bill." [holds out torn envelope toward me]

Me:  "Er... I'm sorry?"

Him:  "Isn't this State Farm?"

Me:  "Oh, no, State Farm is next door, that way." [pointing]

Him: "Oh, thank you."  [leaves]

Now, it's not like this was a HUGE inconvenience for me or anything. But sometimes I just wonder what's going on in people's minds.

My office door says "EVERGREEN" on it, and has a green evergreen tree logo. About eye-level to this man for the thirty or so seconds that I made him wait before I came to the door.

The State Farm office, at the corner of the building, has:
* A big brand new red and white awning that says "STATE FARM" and has the State Farm logo, and the agent's name and phone number and I think also their email address
* A red and white feather banner on the corner (I had a time googling for what the hell those are called) that says "STATE FARM" and has the State Farm logo
* A red and white sandwich-board style sign in front of the office on the planter that says "STATE FARM" and has the State Farm slogan and the agent's name and phone number
* A large square sign mounted on two poles in the ground in front of the office that says "STATE FARM" and has the State Farm logo
* Another sign mounted on the wall next to their door that says "STATE FARM" and has the State Farm logo (I think this one might be a drop box for payments; it's kind of raised)
* Red and white lettering on the glass of their front windows and doors, which says STATE FARM" and has the State Farm logo (and their hours and phone number and stuff)

I'm not kidding. This is the view as you'd see it from the street out front.  This is the view as you'd see it walking toward it along the sidewalk. One of these two views is what you'd see before you got to my office. Unless you were walking along the sidewalk from the other direction, in which case you'd see that feather banner before anything else.

I wasn't upset or even annoyed, really; as I said, it really wasn't all that much of an inconvenience. But... I dunno. Is it me?


vixy: (fired fox)
 It's summer, and it has been ridiculously hot. It was less melty this weekend, at least. My brain's still pretty melty today.

'Tis the season for what I call the teenager stage of the juvenile crows. (I've probably written about this before, but it doesn't stop being funny to me.) They're old enough that the adults no longer dive-bomb people protectively for getting near them, but young enough that they still have the voices that sound like kazoos. And still try to get adults to feed them. This results in the crows coming to my food dish (and everywhere else) consisting of one or two juveniles following an adult around going KWAAAAH! KWAAAAH! KWAAAAAAAH! with beaks constantly open, while the adults gather food for themselves and try their best to ignore the juveniles.

Once in a while the adults get fed up (so to speak) with it enough that they'll suddenly turn and shove some food into the juvenile's mouth. Which results in a sound like KWAHH! KWMMPHWMMMWMMMPH. Which is NEVER NOT HILARIOUS.

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My bosses have decided to cancel their PO Box and have the mail just come to the physical address. I've worked for this company for ten years, and they had the box for I don't know how many years before that. Back when they got it, the idea was to protect the office manager (now me); one or two incidents of an angry claimant threatening or shooting at insurance adjusters made national news, so I'm told, and since everyone else in the company works at home, the office manager is alone in the office most of the time. They got the PO Box so that the company's address on public materials, correspondence and so forth, would not be the physical address where a claimant could find the office manager alone.

Google making it possible to pretty much find the physical location of anyone anywhere, the bosses have decided there's no point making me go to the post office every day. They did check with me first to see if I was okay with the change. I was. So last week I canceled the PO Box. It was much easier and quicker than I was expecting (though probably they skipped a step or two for me, like checking ID, since they know me by sight.) And now I no longer have to make those daily 1.5-mile-round-trip trips. And though that means taking my walks on my own time now, it's a bit of a relief not to have that hanging over me every morning (the mornings with migraines were...unpleasant.) It's kind of a weird change; I haven't yet stopped getting the feeling around 9:30 or 10am of "I've gotta do something I'm supposed to do something I haven't done yet and I'm about to be late for it."

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We had two gigs this past weekend. We had fun but I'm exhausted today. (See also: mornings with migraines.) Can't Stop the Serenity was in a cute new location this year, the Central Cinema. Nice acoustics, nice layout, good feel, pretty good food.  (Although some folks seemed to think "dinner theatre" equated with "bar" and thus talked throughout the concert. A little distracting, but not the venue's or the organizers' fault. I chose to think of it as having communed a bit with the spirit of my mother, who played her share of bar gigs where nobody was listening.) It was a good turnout for the event. "Hecklevision" (basically MST3K via tweet) seemed to work well once everyone got the dick jokes out of their systems.  I'd enjoy seeing a movie a little better suited to it. We had to duck out early so as to get rested up for Sunday, so we didn't get a chance to say goodbye to the SBC folks. Thanks again for inviting us!

Betsypalooza (not the official name I don't think) aka House Concert Under the Trees (I don't actually know what its official name was) was an absolute BALL from start to finish. I was so happy to see all the wonderful people who came and brought all their positive energy and love. I really needed that. (I know that I hide a lot from the social, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate what you bring.) The tiredness today is TOTALLY worth it. Thank you to everyone who performed and everyone who worked and everyone who came and everyone else who tweeted or otherwise sent their good wishes. Thanks especially to Kaede Tinney for asking us to join the event as their backup band. <3 <3 <3

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Tomorrow's my birthday. I'll be 43. My postal carrier at work (who's been our regular carrier for the entire ten years I've been here, and for the years before that when he knew the previous office manager) remembered my birthday, but didn't remember my age, and refused to believe it. :) That's always flattering. I get the good genes from both sides. I told him I'd show him my ID tomorrow if he wanted. I might greet him at the door with my driver's license just to be funny.

I've been wracking my brains for literally a month trying to figure out what I want to do for my birthday. And I can't really think of anything. I don't have any super-special restaurant I want to go to. I'm thinking about afternoon tea at Queen Mary's, but that's not something the whole household would really enjoy. (Torrey and I might just go by ourselves.)  The spa would be nice, but the boys can't go to that. (Torrey and I might go do that too.) I perused the local theatre and ballet offerings, but nothing's on right now that I want to see.

Maybe I'll call in sick to work tomorrow. I'm not sure they'd actually buy it... but that's actually all I can think of right now that I really want to do. Take an extra day off work and just lie around the house. Except then I'd just end up feeling guilty at the end of the day for having "wasted" it. Brains are silly.


Crows and things

Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:30
vixy: (magpie foursquare)
 I keep meaning to post various things, and then the most I tend to get around to is updating my running book post.  Then another month slips by. Oops!

Speaking of that, I'm trying to read more books by women authors. I'm also getting more into comics a bit lately. (Because of storage issues, I only read trades.) Recommendations are welcome. I find I have a sudden interest in Wonder Woman again (Lynda Carter is my Wonder Woman) so I just finished the New 52 Wonder Woman on advice from a friend, and am going to ask my comic shop about getting Gail Simone's run next.

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The crows are nesting (and the baby on the Wellesley college ravencam is getting bigger!) When I walk to or from work (which is a bit less often now that I mostly carpool with Tony) they still follow me for food, but now for much shorter distances before stopping, which I think means they're not willing to stray too far from their nests. I'll get one crow for about a block, then that one will go away, and a different one will show up. (In autumn it's just MOBS of crows (or rather, murders) for blocks and blocks until they get to a bigger delineation of their territory.)

They're hilariously picky lately. They like dry puppy food better than dry dog food (I think because of the smaller chunks, they can hoard more) and even certain of the bits in the mix better than others. Sometimes I'll go out and look in the dish, and there dry food chunks of all one color left in there, the crows having picked out the ones they like best. They'll eat the rest eventually, if I don't give them more. Sometimes I'm a sucker, though. Especially if I've already got a treat ready for them. Today the smaller one that I currently see most often (I think it's one of a pair that usually comes, and I'm not sure if it's a mate or a year-old sibling helper (they do that)) perched on the planter and did the peek-in-are-you-there thing and even made a gentle little inquisitive caw. I'm just such a sucker for cuteness. Plus one of my co-workers brought in a bunch of eggs from his chickens to give away, having more than he and his wife can eat, so I hard boiled them all (you can do this in a microwave, it turns out) and have been handing them out as crow treats. Protein and fat are good for babbies!

The seagulls haven't been around at home lately, and I'm not sure if that means they're off somewhere nesting too, or the crows there have driven them away for good. I never really could bring myself to chase them off. Partly because they look so hilarious (and kind of cute, in a HUGE cartoon sort of way) and partly because, well... everything just wants to live, after all.

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Seanan and I went to Disneyland! A couple weeks ago! Which should really surprise no one. I should get my photos loaded up to Flickr, although having my Google phone (did I mention I love my Google phone? I love it so much that I actually sometimes literally HUG IT) automatically back photos up to Google+ (do you write it like that or do you write Google Plus?) makes me almost want to just start using that for photos instead, because I am LAZY.

Anyway, it was an interesting trip this time around. I went to a BIG pin gathering of folks from the pin trading forum I frequent. So fun to meet all these people for the first time in person! And some I had met before, including one of my Seattle pin-friends. Many trades were had! Also, Big Thunder Mountain was finally reopened after refurbishment! It was... well, now I've had that experience. :) I took Mousie on Radiator Springs Racers, to get him in the photo, but the photo didn't come out that great. Oh and I finally got to ride Tower of Terror, which Seanan will not ride with me at Disneyland (only at Walt Disney World) but Amy was there to go with me YAY! It has a special place in my heart, more so after I found out that its birthday is also my birthday.  It's a Small World was closed, alas. But we got to make faces with pixies in Pixie Hollow, as is our wont, and got to meet Fawn played by an actual Latina friend this time! And also got to meet CAPTAIN AMERICA! I had him record a video greeting for Torrey, our own alternate-universe Captain America aka Stephanie Ginger Rogers. :D (Deb and Seanan were patient and kind enough to go through the line with me twice to get that right.)

It was also the last weekend of Spring Break, which we didn't realize, which meant bigger than usual crowds on Saturday and Sunday morning, and then sudden EMPTY DESERTED PARK on Sunday after 8 or 9pm, I guess because everyone went home to get to bed early. So the up side was we made good life choices in sleeping in on Sunday morning, and then we got to ride a bunch of things we'd never been on before just because they're usually too crowded and Fantasyland is really too cramped.

This led to one of the most interesting experiences when someone ahead of us on Pinocchio's Daring Journey had clearly lit up the WORLD'S BIGGEST JOINT. It was, ironically, just after the Pleasure Island scene. It smelled so strong that at first we thought someone must have hopped off the ride car and been sitting in the ride smoking RIGHT NEXT TO US, but nobody was there, and then it smelled that strong for three or four scenes (which are closed off by separate doors you're driven through) before finally beginning to dissipate. It was enough to make us all a bit dizzy. And kind of uncool to do on a ride for kids.  Although at least it was after 9pm. We opened our mouths to tell the ride operator when we came out, but she said "I know, I smelled it when they got off. I've called security and we're ventilating the ride. I'm really sorry." She was brusque but mostly cool (we'd been chatting with her before we got on) and let us sit for a moment while Seanan's head cleared so that she wasn't operating a scooter under the influence.

Disneyland: it's a magical place.

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Norwescon was cool. Music things are always a bit conflicting for me these days. I think maybe that'll get a separate post of its own. But anyway it went well. Major kudos to Dara for organizing the Norwescon Music track and to all the sound crew for working their usual magic!

There are some gigs and cons in our future as well... I refer you to the Vixy and Tony website for details. :) 

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My mental health's been... well, I'm kind of easily distracted, and easily lose a lot of time to games, and sometimes that's because I need to.  My amount of available socialness seems to be a lot less lately than it used to be.  So y'know, it doesn't mean I hate anybody.  Just that I've only got what I've got. Online is always easier. 

Mother's Day is coming up, of course, as is my dad's 75th birthday.  This is the time of year when I reply to radio/TV ads with "yeah well, I've got a present that YER mom will love." It's an effective defense mechanism, I find.

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I never did get around to posting travelogues of Fishy and my trip to Europe last summer. I still mean to do that! Even if the trip will be a year old by the time I do it. Y'all don't mind horribly out of date posts, right? :D
vixy: (remus reading)
Well, the good news is, my crows cannot possibly be responsible for the ripped-out shrubbery.

The bad news is that we know this because it keeps happening

When I noticed that first bush had been pulled up, I heard from A at the office down at the other end of the bulding that they'd had a plant pulled out as well. Then sometime last week I came to work and there was another one of our plants pulled out, at the opposite end of our planter, and I noticed that in front of C's office next door (other direction from A) there was also a plant dug up. Duly reported to building manager again. (Side note: there isn't and has never been any food in those places, so no reason critters would be digging things up there.)

This morning I arrived and we have had a third bush torn out of our planter-- this one back at the same end as the first one, like someone's going back and forth taking one from each end. Nothing gone that I could see from C's this time; I didn't walk down to A's.

Called building manager; she said one of the condo owners in the building had already reported it, and they even have a partial time frame of when it happened. She's pretty much certain it's drunks wandering up from the pub next door (it's technically two doors down, but what's between us and them is a vacant plot of land overgrown with weeds.) She also says that the cost of the plants stolen so far is now up to more than $300, which she says is now more than a misdemeanor. (I guess? That's what she says. I don't really feel like looking up vandalism charges in this state.)

It's weird, but then who expects vandalism to make sense, really? I'm pretty sure it's not people stealing the plants to use in their own landscaping; the plants aren't dug up carefully. There are lots of broken-off roots in the soil, bits of broken stems on the pavement (along with LOTS of spilled dirt) and one of the plants next to the recently-stolen one is also badly broken. I think if you were stealing something to replant you'd dig up a little more carefully, wouldn't you?

I'd almost think this was some bizarre retaliation against our office for a claim we denied; we do occasionally get people so angry about a claim denial or a payment they think is too small that they threaten to "come down there" and beat up or shoot the adjuster (which is always fun because the adjusters work out of their homes, so the only physical address publicly available is the one I'm at.) I even had a slightly creepy call last week that seemed to be verifying our address. But since the other offices are getting it too, it's more likely just random vandalism. (And anyway what a weird form of retaliation that would be. "I'm SO MAD AT YOU that I'm going to... STEAL YOUR PLANTS! ONE... BY... ONE!  Soon you will be completely without plants! Your snails will have no shade!  Your windows will be slightly less pleasant to look out of!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"  Or maybe it's a really misguided attempt at oxygen deprivation. I think the maple trees have got my back there, though.

Whatever, I get to go to Disneyland pretty soon. :)
vixy: (Sherlock)
So there are these long low cement planters in front of my office building, all along the row of offices, with breaks in between for people to get to the doors. A week or so ago, I got to work to find of the small shrubs in the end of the planter partially pulled out. It looked like it had been yanked pretty hard, with some roots broken, but I was worried that maybe the crows I feed had done it-- sometimes I stick extra food in there under the bushes. I've been doing that for years and this has never happened before, but I was still worried it might be my fault. I got the trowel I use for the indoor plants and re-planted the shrub and covered the roots as best I could, and stopped putting any food there.

This morning I got to work and that shrub is completely ripped out. I mean it's GONE. I guess it could still be crows, but I kind of doubt it. I can see crows (or squirrels or raccoons or other animals) digging if there's food there or the plant is edible, but I can't see them carrying off a non-edible plant bigger than themselves. (The shrubs are about the size of basketballs or small beach balls. (Edit: No, actually larger than basketballs. Closer to beach balls.)) And it's not a nesting season, and a woody-stemmed shrub isn't going to make good nesting material anyway.

So while I still worry that it's somehow my fault (it's on the end right above where I feed the crows, directly in front of my office door) I don't really see how it could be. I'm inclined to blame random drunk people walking home from the bar two doors down; periodically we have to pick up garbage thrown in our planters from them. I know there's no point trying to assign reason to vandalism. I just... who the hell rips out a random shrub? And then takes it home with them?

(The requisite Monty Python jokes have already been made on Twitter, so the rest of you can save it.)

As Brooke says, life is full of boring mysteries.

In other crow news, I told Boss1 yesterday all about the conversation with the resident who complained about the sidewalk "looking messy", and what I was doing about it. She smirked and rolled her eyes, and said if that keeps me from having to deal with any more complaints, that's fine. I mentioned that I also got a push broom to use instead of hosing the sidewalk down if the weather gets below freezing so that I'm not making an ice slick. Her only comment was, having owned a bird,  to make sure to let it dry first.

(Every time I mention the push broom, I get "King of the Road" in my head.)

In completely other news, the migraine I've had since Saturday night is finally gone, hurray! Also I've updated my 2013 Book Post some. I haven't been reading as much as I'd like this year. Although it's hard to quantify how much reading one does on the internets.

Tomorrow I go back to the dentist to get a night guard that I had impressions made for, and see if that helps with various problems caused by clenching my teeth. (I clench my teeth during the day too, but I'm trying to stop.)  

Oh, a random weird thing happened-- someone bought a Vixy & Tony CD, and it had the correct label printed on the disc, but some other band's music! Tony is in communication with our CD printer to find out WTF. Please contact us through the Vixy & Tony website if this has happened to anyone else; we will of course replace the CD (with one that we've checked first!), and we also want to know how widespread this problem is.

See? Boring mysteries!
vixy: (magpie foursquare)
So I've been asked to stop feeding the crows.

Well, sort of. This morning a woman knocked on the office door just after I arrived. She's a resident of the building (it's a condo building with offices on the ground floor) to ask if I'm the one putting out food and water (yes, I am) and is it for dogs or...? (it's for crows-- which she clearly knew.) 

She was quite polite, but her actual complaint about it kept changing, and it's kind of hard to argue with a moving target. First she mentioned the bird poop on the sidewalk; I pointed out that there is a line of TREES out front all overhanging the sidewalk, and birds, y'know, perch in trees. Then she shifted to talking about the color of the poop (which is apparently BRIGHT ORANGE, from the dog food I've been feeding them-- heh, oops.) Then she shifted to talking about how the water dish sometimes gets kicked around by pedestrians (I've always suspected stumbling drunks from the bar two doors down) and the food scattering looking messy.

When I made polite but noncomittal replies, she said something like:

"Oh well I could always talk with Joan about it if you won't, you know, the building manager."
Me: [managing not to laugh out loud at this implied threat]: "Oh, Joan knows I feed the crows. She's always known. She's never had a problem with it." (Joan's only stricture so far has been not to feed them any shelled nuts or seeds, as the shells/husks clog the gutters. I never have fed them anything like that, so she was fine with me feeding them crackers etc.)

I personally think it's ridiculous to care about the SIDEWALK. I've always been mystified by condo associations with rules like that, like the place I lived where you couldn't keep your bicycle on your balcony, because... it might look like someone is athletic? Or, heaven forbid, someone might think the resident isn't rich enough to afford a gym membership. :-P  But then I've never understood people who wash their cars regularly, either. Maybe it's from growing up in an area where it could literally rain on your nice car-washing job any minute, but making sure your car or sidewalk is shiny and clean has always seemed to me like taking a mop and some floor wax and polishing the road. 

ANYWAY. I did not tell the nice lady to go f* herself (not even in a euphemism) because I have to be here all day and I have to get along with these people, and also because I figured a compromise is probably better than her going to the condo association and having *them* tell me to stop. So when she started suggesting compromises, I agreed. I agreed to get another dish to put the food in, rather than scattering it all about, so it will look neater. I agreed to change what I'm feeding them so it's not BRIGHT ORANGE (and really, the orange poop *might* mean they're not fully digesting what I was feeding them, anyway-- I was just buying the cheapest thing I could carry). And I agreed to take the dishes inside the office when I go home for the day, so they don't get kicked around. We'll see if that helps.

While I was at the store buying a new dish and more food, it also occurred to me that I could agree to just clean the damn sidewalk. They have a person who comes every so often to do gardening and stuff, and someone who comes with a leaf blower, but they don't come every day, it's not really those people's job to clean up after what are basically my pets. I don't mind hosing down the sidewalk once a day if that works (and there's already a hose hooked up), and I just ordered an outdoor broom. So we'll see if that helps too.

At the moment the crows seem rather hilariously confused. They were just looking at the dishes and then at me, and then at the dishes and then at me, like WAIT THERE IS FOOD WHERE THE WATER WAS... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO... UM... WATER IS OVER HERE NOW... EXPLAIN THIS, MONKEY.  (The grocery store only had smaller dog dishes, and I figured it'd be best to put food in the biggest one I have.) I went and put some hard boiled egg-- their favorite thing-- on top of the dog food in the dish, and that pretty much cleared up all confusion because OMG EGG EGG IS HERE I WANT EGG NOW.

It does mean I can't stop them from fighting as much; I was pouring food in several spots so that they wouldn't always be trying to keep each other out of it. But they were still fighting some, so that wasn't a very effective tactic anyway.

Such is the life of a servant of the crows. :)

Random bits

Thursday, 8 August 2013 09:21
vixy: (Default)
Here are some random things! Until I can get around to actually writing my trip posts. Which I really intend to do.

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I've got *most* of my Europe trip photos uploaded to flickr! Here's the flickr set. They aren't all uploaded yet, so if you're a travel photo completist (hey, somebody must be) you might want to wait 'til I'm done. (Whenever that is.) 

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It's the time of year when the juvenile crows have reached annoying-adolescent stage. They're old enough to be out on their own, but they still follow the adults around begging to be fed, even when there's food right there.  Their voices haven't changed yet, so they still sound like they've got kazoos, but louder. KWAAAAA! KWAAAAH! KWAAAA!

Mostly the adults ignore them, but once in a while an adult crams some food in a juvenile's open mouth. KWAAAA! KWAAAA! KWGLMMMMPH

This sound is particularly hilarious.

I often don't recognize individual crows, but there's a new regular at my office who has two white patches on his chest, so he's easy to remember. Either he's a new adult, or he's a juvenile that's grown faster than most, because he isn't all skinny. He also isn't afraid of me, for the most part. There's a juvenile that has figured out it can come around and ask for food on its own, and it's still very skinny and scrawny, and HUGELY skittish. It'll come ask for food, but as soon as I come to the door it goes WAYYYY away until I put it out and go away. But it used to fly away entirely, so it's slowly getting used to me.

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Driving in to work today, I heard a song I liked. I caught enough of the lyrics to google it and find out what it was... and it turned out to be a Macklemore song. "Thrift Store", to be precise.  It's the first time I'd ever heard anything of his. I haven't avoided him, but I haven't sought him out, either, because... some of the hype has kind of annoyed me. Since he's from here, this city goes kind of nuts over him... "woo, let's let him parachute off the Space Needle for a video!"  "Wooo, let's make a documentary about the making of the video!" Which... okay, sure. Also there's a whole slough of "I don't like rap music... well, except Macklemore" subset of fandom, which, if the ONLY artist you like in a predominantly black genre is a white artist, then you kind of need to take a look at yourself.

But anyway, that's the fans, not the music or the artist himself, so whatever... I liked the song before I knew who it was, so there you go. Although the very best part of the song was the hook, so maybe I really just like Wanz (the artist who sings the hook). Plus it's a song about finding awesome finds at thrift stores, which, c'mon, that's fun. :)

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I keep forgetting to talk about gigs. I am bad at marketing!

We're performing this Saturday at
Otherworlds in Edmonds! (You may remember them from the vendor room at GeekFest.) It's a geek bingo charity event with the Seattle Browncoats Charities to benefit Northwest Harvest. Music from 4:30 to 5:30, then bingo from 6-9.

More details here.
  We'd love to see you!

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Also we've actually been working on the new album! Really we have! We did a bunch of scratch vocals The lovely and talented Brian Richardson came for a visit and a weekend of drumming. Tony's been hard at work editing and mixing ever since, and we've been putting down new guitars and vocals where needed.

Sometimes it's dramatically different singing when there's drums. Despite the tempo and basic rhythm being the same, the ways in which you can play with the timing, the ways you can be ahead of or behind the beat or anticipate or syncopate, are just... *different* than with a guitar alone. After we got the drums on, some of the vocals I'd done were just wrong

Anyway it sounds great, and it gave Tony an excuse to buy a whole bunch of new toys. :) 

And we plug along!
vixy: (moon on a string)
A proper post after I've slept, but for now, randomnity!

Things I saw in Stuttgart that I forgot to mention:
- graffiti tags with written next to them, in English, "follow us on Instagram!"
- much graffiti in English
- many, many t-shirts with English writing on them, some more sensical than others
- black pigeons (they kinda look like chimney sweeps)
- not a single crow. Not ONE. Though we did see some in a field outside the city going OM NOM NOM on some crop or other.
- not a single man with long hair. I'm wondering if this contributes to Fishy's American vibe.

Random things I have seen in Paris:
- graffiti of a fetus (graffetus?)
- loooooooooooots of graffiti. SO MUCH GRAFFITI.
- many t-shirts with English writing on them
- THREE men with long hair besides Fishy! The ratio is improving.
- four crows by the Seine (that's it so far for crows. What gives?)
- the most unfortunate URL ever (I got a pic, but the business name is Mer de Sable. If you don't get it, ask your local French speaker.)
- at least 4, and possibly 5, different branches of law enforcement: gendarmes (their badges said so) with handguns and pepper spray; soldiers in camo with machine guns; RATP (transit police) with dogs; police (their badges said this) making what looked like a traffic stop; and some uniformed gents whose badges said officier de something I cannot now remember and google isn't helping but it was something I'd not seen before.

And now I'm going to bed.
vixy: (moon on a string)
 It is the time of babby crows! I can hear them all over the place; their caws don't sound like adults, they sound like ducks with kazoos. "KWAA! KWAAAA!"

Not long ago some of them were still in the nest; I know because on my post office walk, I got ROUNDLY scolded and a little bit dive-bombed, which they generally do if you walk too near a nest or a juvenile on the ground without realizing it. I had crackers with me, though, because my local crows have taken to following me farther and farther from the office. These weren't mine so they didn't know me, but when I started tossing food, they stopped scolding. "CAW CAW CAW-- oh. Er. Okay." They didn't scold me at all on the way back. :D

One of the adults that I feed at my office has been bringing its baby around with it. OMG JUVENILE CROWS ARE ADORABLE. It's all scrawny and little and gawky and with its feet too big for it. And it hasn't *quite* learned to trust that once the glass door is closed and I'm on the other side of it, I really can't get at it.

The pre-CSTS shindig at Wayward Coffeehouse this weekend went well! Thanks so much to everyone who came! It was a little earlier than usual this year partly because I'll be gone around when we would normally have had it (see below) but we had a great time. :)

In other news, AAAAAAA LESS THAN A WEEK 'TIL I GO TO EUROPE AND SEE MY HUSBAND!!!!!! I'm excited and also nervous, since travel always brings out the anxiety a bit. And, well, that's a long flight. But FISHY! And then ADVENTURES!

In case I didn't write about this already... Fishy's been in Germany for three months for work. Since this year was our 10th wedding anniversary, he's taking two weeks off after the work assignment is done, and I'm taking two weeks off and going to join him, and we're going to ROAM THE CONTINENT TOGETHER! Well not so much roam as go to places where we've already made plans and hotel reservations. Mostly. There will also be a road trip involved. I am not entirely sure how I let myself be talked into that.  I keep thinking of that Cecilia Eng song about driving in England...
vixy: (blue fox)
There's a crow with an injured wing outside my office. I first noticed when I saw some fluttering out of the corner of my eye, which is unusual for them, especially right now. (It's nesting season; I've read that they get even quieter when they go to their feeding places, making sure it's safe.)

I saw one crow with a wing badly dragging, and then the two others who were around started harrying it. Not just being noisy (in fact they weren't making much noise at all) but flying at it, dive-bombing it. (I don't think it's a juvenile with adults watching; if it had been, they'd have been scolding a lot, and they'd have been scolding at *me*.) It fluttered under an RV that's parked outside, and they chased it there and kept flying at it.

I didn't know what to do, so I came inside and looked up animal control services. The shelter that will take it won't come get it at all, and I don't have the car today. I was thinking taxi, but animal control will come get it. But they won't come get it unless it's confined; with birds, they won't just send an officer out because it might be gone when they get there.

I've had advice from animal control and from a friend with experience on how to capture it, but it's gone into hiding in the bushes, and it's pretty well ensconced in there. I don't think I could just reach in and drag it out without hurting it worse, so I'm waiting to see if it comes out again. (I'll probably notice because they'll start harrying it again, but I'm also going to the door every so often to look.) I tried to put some food out to lure it, but it's hiding in the hedges where the sparrows live, so the sparrows are just all eating it.

...while I was typing this, I heard cawing, and came out to see. One of the other adults was out there, and the injured one was still in the hedge. My neighbor came out and suggested we try to flush it out of the bushes.

Well... that backfired a lot. It came out and ran up the street (and looking at it again, it might have been a juvenile after all, it wasn't very big); we followed, him trying to flush it out from under cars while I tried to get near enough to throw my coat over it, but it ran too fast and I never got near enough. It ran under thorn bushes in someone's yard, with too much cover for us to try and get to it, and too many escape routes to try and flush it out successfully.

I'm devastated. I know it's silly of me, but... I should have ignored my neighbor's advice, left the crow alone and waited. Now I've driven it out of what was a pretty safe place into what's almost certainly a less safe one (cats couldn't have fit through the opening of the hedges but they can probably get into where it is now) and probably terrified the poor thing to boot. Some crow mama I turned out to be.

Where it is now is near my walk home; I'm wondering whether I should try again, or whether I'll just keep making things worse.
vixy: (Default)
I've been remiss in getting around to uploading photos off my phone. Here are some!

Trip to LA, which for me was trip to Disney Soda Fountain! December 2012. (Pin Trading Pilgrimage!)

Shadow, Christmas 2012.

Added some photos to Disneyland January 2013.

Just a few photos from Disneyland March 2013.
vixy: (magpie still)
Today's moment of crow hilarity:

One of my office crows comes to ask for food. It's one of the quiet polite ones. I'm starting to recognize a couple by sight; this one has a couple of white patches on its chest.

I toss some wheat thins. It gathers up three in its beak, goes a few steps away, puts them down.

It comes back, gathers up one more, goes back to its pile, puts it on top, picks up all four together. Bwah. Clever, I figure, since it's harder to scoop four up one at a time.

Then it drops those, comes back *again*, scoops up *another two*, and goes and tries to add them to its pile and pick up the whole thing. Unfortunately, SIX wheat thins is a bit too much to pick up all at once, even neatly stacked. It tried for a few times before giving up and settling for four.

It looked a little affronted at how hard I was laughing. ;)
vixy: (magpie foursquare)
What's been up with me! So many things!

Seanan got me into collecting & trading Disney pins! It is ALL SEANAN'S FAULT I TELL YOU. So I have a new expensive hobby. But but PRETTY SHINY THINGS. There is a great forum to talk pins with other addicts and trade and buy and sell things, and I've been spending a lot of time there. One day I hope to go to a pin trading event, but most of them are all near the parks. I've got a Disney Pins set up on my Flickr page now, to document my ever growing pin boards and lanyards. :) They just have SO MANY beautiful shiny things! (They have pins for ADMINISTRATIVE PROFESSIONALS DAY. Seriously, they have something for *everyone*!)

The crows have been bringing their juveniles around, which is adorable! They're all cute and skinny and gawky and sound like they are cawing through kazoos. (Seriously, before their voices change that's how they sound.) CWAHH! CWAHH!

Also for a while in their early lives they spend a lot of time following adults around and cawing at them to get fed, CWAHHH, with their mouths hanging open. Even if there's food RIGHT THERE, they will caw at the adults to feed them. The other day I was feeding some and there was a juvenile doing this, mouth open, CWAHH! CWAHH! CWAHH! and all of a sudden the adult just shoved a cheez-it in the juvenile's mouth like FINE HERE SHUT UP ALREADY and it was so sudden that the juvenile didn't have time to stop cawing, so it sounded like CWAHH! CWAHH! CWMMMPHMMPH and I laughed for like a full minute. Crows cawing with their mouths full: always hilarious.

I've been watching some of the BBC coverage of the Olympics online thanks to a handy little app. I've also been watching some of the NBC coverage when I needed my laptop to not look like it had a UK IP address. Y'know what's nice about the BBC? They're not DICKS ABOUT ALL THE OTHER COUNTRIES.

God, the opening ceremonies, we started making a game of "what snarky comment will Costas make about THIS country?" Sometimes they were just such wildly inappropriate things, like when Madagascar came out in the parade of nations, they mentioned THE DISNEY MOVIE MADAGASCAR. Like SERIOUSLY YOU THINK THAT'S COLOR COMMENTARY ABOUT THAT COUNTRY? "Hey, once Disney made a movie by that title!" We started making stuff up after that. "Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. You know, I like drinks made with grenadine." "Sao Tome and Principe; as you know, Saotome is the family name of the anime character Ranma." "And here comes Turkey, which Americans like to eat for Thanksgiving and Christmas dinner!" But honestly we could not come up with anything more ridiculous than Costas did.

A low point was Sunday when I heard a commentator, discussing a situation in which Kenyan athletes had won races that no Kenyan had ever won before, declare, "It's like an Arab Spring for Kenya!" OH GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW. Dear NBC: "Arab Spring" does not mean "whenever good things happen to foreign brown people." Ugh ugh ugh.

So yes, it's the Beeb for me, where one of the show jumping commentators apologized for his previous day's comment in which he had been rude to a horse.

This weekend is GeekGirlCon! We have a concert! I am TERRIFIED! Okay, I'm always terrified. But we're gonna have fun, because we always have fun! Come on down and get your geek on and say hi, won't you?

Cawhaha

Tuesday, 5 June 2012 16:26
vixy: (magpie still)
So I accidentally bought multigrain Wheat Thins yesterday instead of regular ones, and didn't notice until I got back to my office. Fortunately I also bought Cheez-Its. (Also peanuts, because I had a coupon and because I figure the new fledglings could use a little protein.)

Today one of the more shy crows came over, and perched up above me on the power line while I was standing in my office doorway talking to Seanan on the phone. I grabbed some of the multigrain Wheat Thins and tossed them in the usual spot, then went inside and shut the door.

The crow did its usual hop-swoosh to the ground, pecked gingerly at the crackers, ate a couple of mouthfuls... and then walked very deliberately all the way up to my office door and peered politely in, beak against the glass.

"UM... THANKS VERY MUCH AND ALL, BUT... HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING ELSE IN THERE?"

I went and grabbed it a handful of Cheez-Its. I figure it earned them by the way I couldn't stop laughing.

(The Cheez-Its are gone. The multigrain crackers are still there. They'll probably be gone by tomorrow too-- crows will eat anything if they're hungry enough-- but mine are spoiled enough to be finicky.)
vixy: (magpie still)
Someone asked about the crows recently, and the latest Brain Comic inspires me to post about them. Caw!

Let's see... a week or so ago I walked to work for once (oh hush, it's been below freezing every morning and Tony and I can carpool) and I didn't have any Wheat Thins but I had a big thing of sunflower seeds with the shells removed.

Sunflower seeds: not an acceptable substitute for Weat Thins.

Oh, they ate a few to be polite, but they were clearly like "um... really?" So I strayed from my usual path to work to hit the convenience store. They didn't have Wheat Thins but they did have Cheez-Its. That route meant I didn't see most of the Dayton Street crows, but when I was about half a block from my office, right by the bus stop, my usual office crows recognized me (they often come greet me at that bus stop when I get back from my post office run) and went SWOOP-LAND HI THERE MONKEY IT'S US WHATCHA GOT? Hee! I offered them some Cheez-Its right there, instead of making them follow me all the way to the office.

Cheez-Its: VERY acceptable substitute for Wheat Thins. Even better than peanuts and cashews, which were the current frontrunners behind Wheat Thins until now. Success!

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A few days ago, they didn't show up right when I got to the door - they don't always, and I don't usually feed them unless I can actually see them. As I was sitting at my desk later, I saw one sort of flutter away out of the corner of my eye, like they'd been checking for food and left. So I went out and tossed some Wheat Thins in the usual spot by the planter, figuring they'd come back.

A couple of sparrows saw their golden opportunity. One little female grabbed a whole Wheat Thin and carried it a few steps before starting to nibble in earnest. (A sparrow carrying an entire wheat thin is just about as funny as it sounds.) She was less skittish than sparrows usually are; maybe distracted by the food, but wasn't bothered by my standing close by, watching. Red Monkey, Source of Foods! I was afraid she wouldn't be able to manage it, but then I saw she was breaking bits off the edge in a neat row, cartoon-corn-on-the-cob style. DING! Then she broke it in half and a male came and grabbed the other half and there was much sparrowly munching.

The crows eventually showed up to eat the rest, but they didn't seem to mind having shared one with the sparrows.

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Yesterday, I sort of inadvertenty protected my crows from a marauding seagull.

I'd put out more Cheez-Its for my usual pair, and they were eating happily, and then all of a sudden I heard them scolding like crazy. I looked up from my desk to see a seagull trying to go for the Cheez-Its and the two crows trying to run it off, sort of darting at it in short fluttering bursts.

I got up and walked to the door-- that's all I did, I wanted to see what was going on, but the door is all glass, so the seagull saw the quick motion and went AAAAA IT'S A MONKEY and flew off a few yards. The crows, who are usually also started by quick motion even on the other side of the door, were not even fazed. They just stood glaring at the seagull like YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, AND SHE'S *OUR* MONKEY SO JUST BACK OFF, PAL and it was adorable.

The seagull seemed to take their not being scared as a clue that maybe it didn't need to be scared either, so it started to waddle on back to the food. I opened the door and walked out a couple steps and stood leaning against it-- again, that's all I did-- and the seagull started to back away again. I just stood there staring at it, and it kept backing away, and the crows stood their ground. Then the sparrows I swear this is true came out onto the planter right up alongside me, and started chirping at the top of their little lungs like YEAH YOU'D *BETTER* RUN, SEAGULL BRAIN and then I died laughing.

One of the crows made a last strafing run at the seagull just to drive the point home, and it decided it'd had enough and flew away. I watched until it was out of sight.

Then we all went back to what we were doing.

Such is life in the city of crows. ;)

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